Soulseek -- A Guide For Soulseek's Constant Visitors

Soulseek is an interesting piece of software. It not only provides you with all of your downloading and uploading of music files, it also encompasses an environment for growing and independent artists to reach their audiences and more. Recently, as a user of Soulseek myself, I've come across both intellectual artists and enthusiastic writers. This environment not only encourages a wide interest in your similarities, it is also home to an interesting group of individuals who not only do private recordings of their works but also write an array of interesting pieces ranging from poetry to politics.

So the purpose of this blog entry is to help you see which users you ought to look after for just in case you meet them. Here are their profiles from the best to the worst.

First of all, you will have to download this version of soulseek so that you can view the following individuals in the rooms:


Soulseek Client 156b


Cointelpro + Babigak:

Very interesting character, Cointelpro certainly is. He's definitely one that you can converse intellectually with to no viable end. He also has a very interesting index of music ranging from hip-hop to alternative to the dreaded subcultural mistake called Emo. Hahaha, I'm not entirely sure if he has EMO tracks, however I highly doubt that. He's got some awesome rap and hiphop though so if you ever want to have an intellectual conversation from philosophy to the philosophies of sex, Cointelpro is the man. As for Babigak, she's definitely Coin's woman. Very nice, very smart (law assistant) and, because of her practise, she is quite organized.

John Smif:

Having met this individual, he's pretty chill about everything and everyone. Going into Philosophy, this guy can really soften the hard edges of people like myself. Smif can really entertain you with some awesome ebonics, even though sometimes it's hard to understand his slang, he's definitely more entertaining than most comedians I see on Comedy Central. He's definitely someone you can talk to about anything and he'd 9/10 times befriend you. The 1 difference implies that if you are an asshole and you don't entertain him with your assholeness, he's more likely to be bored of you and therefore not be your friend. Look out for this dude!

Moralmurderer:

This dude has the #1 best soulseek index I had ever seen since I began with this program. Very helpful and kind, he's helped me try out some amazing tracks and some awesome music that I never thought I would enjoy, such as Jedi Mind Tricks. He even has an interesting pornographic listing of files which might interest you, hahahaha. Currently developing some kind of website through advertising promotion, he's definitely one hell of an interesting user and very kind, very respectful, and very entertaining. If you encountered him, you would be morally murdered!

Jeranamo + Kaye

Firstly, Jer and Kaye are an awesome couple. Even though they're in a fairly distanced relationship (live in the US, just different states), they get along together very well. Jer is one of the few whose loyalty and honourable presence would definitely help you find what you need in this program, or what you are trying to look for. His woman, Kaye, is super-kind, very respectful, and infinitely helpful. All my conversations with her are always emotionally enlightening and she's very chill. I have a feeling Jer and Kaye will turn into Mr. V_____ (last name which I will not disclose FUCKER!)

Scotty:

This dude is a very entertaining individual. Smart as well, although not everyone enjoys his criticisms. Moreover, he is very careful where his observations produce their conclusions and is equally careful where he inputs his criticism. Even though we didn't work together very well at the beginning, we've found a common ground and discovered that we're somewhat the same when it comes to exposing liars (Barnabus Collins).

Now on to the worst! First on the line is!!!!!

Barnabus Collins:

This person weighs 450lbs, his name is Chris, and he claims he is a writer! Of all professions, why did he choose this is beyond me! All he does is increase tension, writes in such a way that makes assumptions more than the content of what he initially wrote! Is that what a writer does? OF COURSE NOT! Now, he claims to be a writer and that he writes for newspapers and goes out all the time. Now, when you weigh 450lbs, the only place you would attend is the bathroom, not outside because you would have to pass through the stairs to see daylight! Now, his dicksuckers (annonymous, SftnPnk, Technischer Horror). He is very condescending and intellectually oppressive. The funniest part is, his ego is contradictory! Seriously, how could anyone believe they are intelligent and successful if their work hasn't even been heard of? You know what else? He also belittles his competition when he finds that he is being challenged. So, be careful if you challenge him, he might call you IGNORANT, AND IGNORANT! Cointelpro notes that the term "burnout" appears to be his favourite. Even though Cointelpro literally has an objective look in life, he deems him ignorant when in fact he is ignorant, very contradictory just like his ego!

SftnPnk:

Although once nice to me, it seems that I had become disposable after defending BC's inability to write! This woman is 40+ years old, still on soulseek, is "married" and has a child. Now, she spends most of her time on Soulseek, has probably 10 external harddrives because she indexes 80,000+ files. Probably trying to find the only competition she could win.....beating everyone's index! If you do end up meeting her, she'll measure dick and compare it to BC's. If it isn't as small as BC's, then she won't suck you....once you're 450lbs, it becomes really hard to measure whether or not you have a dick!

Technischer Horror:

This guy is 4th dude annonymous had went for. Not realizing that he has made a collosal mistake, he'd realize what a whore does by nature soon. I will broadcast the results for sure.